Military Movements and Historical Context

Warsaw is too easy.

From Moscow to the Polish capital is only one thousand

three hundred kilometers.

A T- 90 tank, for example, without the help of

transport aircraft, will enter the suburbs in less

than a day after the start of

the march. By then,

the airborne troops, who need only two

hours to deploy, will have time to rehearse,

rest, cook festive porridge with

canned meat, and press their dress uniforms.

It seems we haven't been to Berlin in a long time?

May ninth is an excellent

occasion for a friendly visit.

One thousand eight hundred kilometers

is not a distance for a modern army.

Especially since many Russian

officers know Germany quite well,

they won't even need maps

there. The main thing is that they

don't automatically occupy our

military

garrisons, which went to the

Germans after the reunification of

the Federal Republic of Germany and the GDR.

Prague, Helsinki, Vilnius, Tallinn,

Riga— they're all really quite close.

To half of these cities, celebratory Russian soldiers can set out and

even march on foot,

as was already the case 70 years ago.

A visit to London and Washington, of course,

will have to be planned well in advance.

There's no way around using the air force and navy,

but there's still time until May,

so applications are being accepted.

Our army is large, there's enough for everyone

and some will still be left for Moscow.

It's just a shame that our

Western partners won't be able

to see Iskander and Satan with

their own eyes, because beyond

Russia, they can only be delivered by air.