Comedic Commentary on Asses and Culture

I love asses, all kinds of asses, big asses, fat asses, juicy asses, skinny model asses, hairy asses, Jewish asses. My favorite wrestler was Mr. Ass, Billy Gunn. It's true. He's saying what we're all thinking.

Enough about ass. What about gas prices? You shut your communist mouth. That was a beautiful tackle. Did you all see that? He put his ass on the ground. Yes.

Bibi has a beautiful ass, tremendous ass. I've kissed it many times. They say, "Sir, that's not very presidential." I say, "It's foreign policy." No more wars for Israel. Bibi is fighting for your freedom, you ungrateful communist.

Look at this guy right here, beautiful red hat, tremendous He's talking about me, he's talking about me. Absolutely no ass whatsoever. Very unfortunate. I'll get implants for you, Mr. President. People come up to me, big strong men, tears in their eyes.

They say, "Sir, you've done more for asses than any president in history." Thank you, Mr. President. These Gen Z kids, the millennials, they're eating ass now.

Eating it. When I was young, we used to kiss it, much more civilized. First they ate the dogs, now they're eating the asses. What's next? I could stand here and talk about ass all night,

and frankly, that's exactly what we're gonna do.