# Dramatic Dialogue with Humor and Conflict

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117914159480213543
- Source account: [@TiMneTutNeTich](https://x.com/TiMneTutNeTich)
- Source language: Russian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:37
- Published: 2026-11-04
- Machine translated. Check the original before quoting.
- Canonical URL: https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict

## Transcript

[0:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict) I can't see anything at all. You can't see, but I can. Kiss a dog's pussy, damn— him. Where are you from, Ukraine?

[0:09](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=9) Yeah, Andryukha, I'm from Russia. Andryukha, why are you bullshitting me?

[0:13](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=13) I thought you could hear my dick. Andryukha, I'm Volodya, Vladimir.

[0:16](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=16) No, I'm curious, who are you? Why should I tell you that?

[0:22](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=22) You're scrawny. What kind of elephant are you?

[0:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=24) You're a mouse with a gray ass. I'm Colonel Gromov.

[0:27](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=27) Tomorrow you'll be at the commandant's office, in the basement, you scrawny bastard.

[0:33](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=33) I'll lock you up. I've got your details.

[0:35](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=35) Nikolai Ivanovich, put this cock into the database. I work for the FSB. For what you— for calling me that just now, I'm going to— seriously. What? Who do you think you're dealing with?

[0:47](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=47) What, did you drink some gutsy water and decide, you bespectacled piece of shit, huh?

[0:53](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=53) And what the hell are you doing here? I'm telling you, you'll be on the mop, or right now you get on your knees and apologize for your big mouth.

[1:01](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=61) You're fucked tomorrow. I'm serious, I'll— Come on, come on.

[1:04](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=64) Get on your knees. I'll talk to you. Get on your knees. Yes.

[1:09](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=69) On your knees, worm! On your knees. Please forgive me.

[1:14](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=74) Colonel Gromov. How about this? Colonel Gromov, please forgive this fool.

[1:21](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=81) Colonel Gromov, please forgive me, this is an elephant.

[1:28](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/IGTgMtgDya6Q/transcript-of-dramatic-dialogue-with-humor-and-conflict?t=88) An elephant, huh? Bend down here, elephant, bow your head, bow your head here, bend down, and I'll let you off the hook. Here.