# Satirical Monologue on Identity and Politics

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118283746533405100
- Source account: [@\_Kehmanyestki\_](https://x.com/_Kehmanyestki_)
- Source language: Russian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:03
- Published: 2026-11-05
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- Canonical URL: https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics

## Transcript

[0:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics) Let's go. One day, Mykola was in his kitchen cutting up some salo with a knife.

[0:10](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=10) And Mother Ukraine told Mykola: “Serve,” and sent him a draft notice.

[0:17](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=17) And right away, the passage in Mykola’s asshole got fucked and became very narrow.

[0:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=24) Mykola figured out what was what, and immediately started shouting: “I’m Russian and I always have been.

[0:37](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=37) I’m Russian, Crimea is Russia.

[0:44](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=44) I’m Russian, to spite all the Banderites.

[0:51](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/transcript-of-satirical-monologue-on-identity-and-politics?t=51) I’m Russian, and Zelensky is a dickhead.”