hindi → English transcript

Who is the one who made out with their best friend?

Whoever told the whole group, I'm furious at them.

Are we going to be humiliated over one fling?

Will we be?

What is your sexuality?

Mine's single…

Is your sexuality single?

Oh wow! Your sexuality matches the curtains!

I didn't mean to — I'm getting tangled up in the whole sexuality thing!

Did you kiss your best friend?

And what did you do about it?

No!

It was his birthday, so…

And I forgot to bring a gift!

The cake cutting got a little personal.

The cake cutting got personal?

There were candles!

What kind of birthday bash is this?

There was a lot of drinking at the pre-birthday celebration.

And then, after the booze, the cake cutting happened.

And after that, just…

One, three, take two, and then that was it…

This line is cringey, right?

This line ruined the whole vibe.

Are wafers only given at our birthdays?

Just a wafer.