English transcript

You don't find it odd that all of the stars, all of the planets, the sun and moon, and every single

celestial body that we see in the universe all appear to simultaneously rotate around Polaris

day in and day out, year in and year out, millennia after millennia? You don't find that

odd? Because we're being told that all of the planets are actually orbiting the sun, but that's

not what appears to happen when we simply look up at the sky. And here's the thing about ocean

navigation. Did you know that if you dead reckon east or west, you actually end up going south?

Why is that? That's because when you're navigating the seas, east or west, you have

to constantly turn and keep adjusting north in order to circumnavigate properly. And why is that?

That's because we don't live on a giant spinning ball with a north and south pole, but we live

on an electromagnetic plane of inertia in some sort of simulation, like we're in Minecraft.

And level is sea level. So when you're circumnavigating the ocean, you can keep going

east to west or west to east, but you're just circumnavigating the center of the realm,

the source of the magnetic field, which all compasses point to. If the source of the

magnetic field was in the center of a globe, the compass would be spinning out of control

constantly. It would have nothing to point towards because north would always be directly under you.

So here's the thing. If you just go east or west, you will always end up going south.

You have to keep adjusting north. And that's what true circumnavigation is. You cannot circumnavigate

north to south because there is no south pole. But I made this video entirely for

entertainment purposes only, and I made everything up.