# Bathroom Conversations and Misunderstandings - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118324480866934966 - Source account: [@aspide9347](https://x.com/aspide9347) - Source language: Italian - Target language: English - Duration: 5:37 - Published: 2026-11-05 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings ## Transcript [0:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings) That's why, at some point, I tell you: "Love, I love you, you're amazing, but I've been here for forty- five days, eighty— how many days have we been here— No, but for forty-five days, I've been sick of being in the bathroom. [0:08](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=8) If you go in— How much are you allowed to tell me? He had to tell me what— When you come out and they give you grief, you tell them, "Poor thing, she just went in." [0:13](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=13) Love, when you're in the bathroom, the first thing you say is: "Huh, what? She just went in." [0:17](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=17) But come on, I didn't say anything. Exactly, I told you that earlier too. [0:19](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=19) I can sit and think about what I remember from the last time she went in. [0:21](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=21) No, you were just supposed to tell the truth. [0:22](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=22) All right, I didn't say it, okay, fine, okay, I didn't say it. [0:26](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=26) All right, I didn't tell the truth, okay, fine. [0:28](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=28) No, it's not that you didn't tell the truth, you made them think I spend three hours in the bathroom, I had just gone in. [0:33](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=33) Fine, I'll say it. I'll write a list of what I have to say. [0:35](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=35) If you say, “She takes her time,” it means I was in the bathroom for half an hour, when I'd just gone in. What do I know? [0:40](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=40) Come on, guys, I went to the bathroom to do my business, I came out and simply said: “She's in there doing her business.” It wasn't a— Should I be the one to get upset? Why are you getting upset? How can you get upset? [0:49](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=49) About what? And what are you getting upset about? [0:51](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=51) Because afterward, while we were making the bed, you told me: “You shouldn't have said that, you should've said this.” [0:55](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=55) I just woke up, guys, so please be patient. [0:57](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=57) No, because you told him, “She takes her time.” [1:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=60) I told him, “Tell her she takes her time. I'd just gone in.” [1:03](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=63) I mean, I never bother anyone, Is it possible that everything I say has to be... [1:07](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=67) Is that not okay? Why isn't what I said okay? [1:10](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=70) Then before that, you should've told him: he has his own schedule, does his own thing, that I'd just gone in. [1:17](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=77) I'd tell you, Giula, you should've told him as soon as you went in, poor thing. [1:20](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=80) Listen, these aren't problems for me. We're talking about nothing. [1:23](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=83) The problem is, I go out and say: he's doing his thing in the bathroom. [1:26](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=86) What off— what did I say to you? Exactly, there was nothing offensive in my reply when I told you: Giula, it's not true that I'd just gone in. But I don't feel offended, I just said: I just opened my eyes. [1:33](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=93) I mean, what are we even talking about? Yeah, just opened my eyes, instead of telling him: he has his own schedule, I'd just gone in, I was still in the bathroom. Okay, as soon as I open my eyes now, we'll write, we have a sheet, something, a sheet. [1:40](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=100) You were telling him, "But Lorella just came in and I came in with her too." [1:44](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=104) That's it. That was it. She just came in and I was in the bathroom with her too. [1:50](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=110) Not, "Lorella takes her time after you were in the bathroom with me, and I'd just come in." [1:54](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=114) Because that makes you put all the blame on me for something I wasn't, wasn't to blame for. [1:58](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=118) But who blamed you—who put the blame on you? [2:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=120) I never blamed you, love. If you're in the bathroom with me, you wash up, come out and say, "She takes her time," and you were in the bathroom with me, why do you have to say, "She takes her time and I'd just come in"? [2:10](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=130) You should say, "Poor thing, she just came into the bathroom. I was there too." [2:12](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=132) Fine, next time I'll say: poor thing, she just went in. Fine. [2:15](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=135) Well, no. If I've been there half an hour, fine, but if I've just gone in, you shouldn't tell them: she has her own pace, she does her own thing. Okay, okay, fine. [2:21](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=141) Because I hadn't even started doing everything in the bathroom yet, and you were there with me. [2:23](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=143) Okay. That was it, but there's no need to take offense, it's not like someone said to you... [2:29](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=149) I should've been the one to take offense, when you tell them, when they're already all worked up, she spends three hours in the bathroom, she has her own pace, she does her own thing, I hadn't even gone in. [2:38](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=158) Because you were there too. [2:44](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=164) But do you think they didn't see that I was in the bathroom too, in a room right next to the bathroom? [2:48](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=168) Then why did you say she has her own pace and does her own thing, if they didn't see you there— But to say you were there that you were doing your th— anyway, whatever. [2:54](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=174) You're right. I hadn't even started to do— I really don't know what to say. [2:58](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=178) Yeah, but isn't there any reason to get mad? [2:59](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=179) No, it's not about that… I answered you when you told me you should say this instead of that. [3:04](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=184) I didn't even think about it, I went out after rinsing my things and simply said: guys, I'm doing my own thing, I didn't say anything bad to you. I don't see the problem. I don't understand what I said… [3:15](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=195) I mean, what's the problem? I don't understand. These are non-issues. I mean, we're talking about nothing. [3:20](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=200) The thing is, I— I just woke up, I always wake up positive, sunny, and I never bother anyone. [3:26](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=206) Me too. I mean, you laughed because I was joking with you this morning. [3:28](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=208) Exactly, I don't understand why— Exactly, I went into the bathroom. [3:31](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=211) I don't know what happened out there, so it's not— I'm not the one bothering you if I'm shut in the bathroom. Love, I never said you were bothering me. [3:37](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=217) You came in, I went out, I came back in, the moment you went out— I never said you were bothering me, in fact, I think, I think, in good faith, I've always gone along with anything, because truly, each of us has our own way of waking up. [3:49](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=229) It's just that in that mo— when you said to me: you should've said that rather than something else, at a certain point I said: love, I just woke up, I mean, can't I just wake up in peace? [3:57](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=237) What did I do now that was wrong, that wasn't okay? [3:59](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=239) And what was wrong with me that wasn't okay while I was in the bathroom? [4:03](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=243) That I'd gone in when you went out, again? [4:08](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=248) What was wrong? I didn't tell you that there was something wrong. [4:13](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=253) Oh, yes, you told them, when they said to you: “Go to the bathroom,” and you had to tell them: “But Lorella just went in.” [4:17](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=257) Can you believe I woke up and couldn't get my neurons to connect, in case they were slow. Help. [4:22](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=262) You were with me. I mean, I just woke up, my neurons were… [4:25](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=265) I didn't understand what— We always do this: “I just woke up, I didn't understand.” [4:28](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=268) I do it like that too. So, I didn't realize that I'd just gone into the bathroom. [4:33](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=273) All right, my fault, my fault. How is it my fault? [4:36](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=276) She gets upset over things that aren't worth getting upset over. [4:40](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=280) But who? But… no. She got upset because I went into the bathroom, I asked everyone for permission. [4:46](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=286) As I go into the bathroom, come out, I go, “Help, Andreas,” and put the cigarettes on charge, I go back to the bathroom, Giulia comes in, Giulia washes up, I was in the bathroom, Giulia leaves, I still wasn't doing anything— I left and was doing my things, as if you couldn't see me in the bathroom [5:02](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=302) and I was doing my thing. And she says, “She takes her time,” “I just came in, she takes her time, she does her thing.” [5:06](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=306) What did I say? And I told her, “Giu, just tell them I just came in and I didn't do anything because you were in the bathroom too. Hey, did she tell them? [5:13](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=313) No, she told them, “She takes her time,” “She does her thing,” but she took it personally. [5:16](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=316) Yeah, but I told her my sister is doing her thing in the bathroom. [5:19](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=319) But what makes you think I'm in the bathroom for three hours when I'd just gone in, if you were in the bathroom, it's obvious. [5:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=324) But who thinks that? I didn't say that. I don't think she did it intending to make anyone think anything. [5:27](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=327) What intention, guys? Who said anything about intention? I went out and told her: Giu, why are you telling her it takes three hours? [5:32](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=332) I had just walked in, and she took it personally. That's what happened. [5:34](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/aTYLSygHDo8g/transcript-of-bathroom-conversations-and-misunderstandings?t=334) But why do you have to every time—