Japanese → English transcript
Back then I had a boyfriend,
Oh, you were in a band? Yeah, that’s right.
My boyfriend played guitar and I played drums.
He had some pretty messed- up kinks.
Do you know those toys that react to sound? During a live show,
we put one in my pussy. So the show starts, right?
My boyfriend knows what’s up, so he starts really shredding on the guitar.
My boyfriend knows what’s up, so he starts really shredding on the guitar.
When he’s shredding,
I was actually coming during the show. Is that even okay? It was crazy, I was soaked
I was actually coming during the show. Is that even okay? It was crazy, I was soaked
それ大丈夫なんですか?
やばいですよ、下はびしょびしょ。
down there. While we were doing that, my boyfriend was super hard. After the show,
we’d go have sex in the club’s bathroom.
Can you even play properly like that? I was totally riding the sound,
and even when I was coming,
Were you saying“ I’m gonna come, I’m gonna come” during the show?
I was saying I was gonna come, and I really was coming. Do you have time after
this? Yeah, I do. We’re filming a variety show.
this? Yeah, I do. We’re filming a variety show.
this? Yeah, I do. We’re filming a variety show.
Oh, that sounds fun. If you win, you also get prize money. No way, that’s awesome!
Oh, that sounds fun. If you win, you also get prize money. No way, that’s awesome!
I wanna be on it. Let’s head to the studio right away. Okay. It’s over there,
I wanna be on it. Let’s head to the studio right away. Okay. It’s over there,
so let’s go. Okay. Your top three favorite toys. Top three? If I have to pick
so let’s go. Okay. Your top three favorite toys. Top three? If I have to pick
so let’s go. Okay. Your top three favorite toys. Top three? If I have to pick
so let’s go. Okay. Your top three favorite toys. Top three? If I have to pick
ベスト3?一番は選ぶなら...アウト?セーフ?ヨイのヨイ!
Wait, no, I don’t want you to see this. Hey, what are you filming?
This is bad. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
This is bad. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
End of transcript · 402 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
私のアソコも掻き乱されるって当時付き合っていた彼氏がいて、バンドを組んでたんです。 あ、バンドやってたんすか? あ、そうなんですよ。彼氏がギターやってて、私がドラムやってて。 結構性癖ヤバいやつで。 音で反応するおもちゃわかります?
ライブ中に、私のアソコに仕込んだ。 ライブ始まるじゃないですか。 彼氏はわかってるから、ギター掻き鳴らす。 掻き鳴らされたら、私のアソコも掻き乱されるって。 めっちゃおもろいですね!
普通にライブ中にイッてました。 それ大丈夫なんですか? やばいですよ、下はびしょびしょ。 それをやってる時の彼氏は、めっちゃ勃起してて。 ライブ終わった後に、ライブハウスのトイレでセックスする。
普通に演奏ってできるんですか? 完全に音に乗ってる感じで、普通にイッてても普通に受け入れてくれてました、ファンとか。 ライブ中にイクイク言ってんですか? イクイク言ってたし、イッてました。 この後ってお時間ありますか?
あ、あります。 バラエティ番組を撮ってて。 え、面白そう。 勝つと賞金もでます。 やばい!出たい。
さっそくスタジオ向かいましょう。 はい。 じゃあちょっとあっちなんで、行っちゃいましょう。 はい。 好きなおもちゃベスト3。
ベスト3?一番は選ぶなら...アウト?セーフ?ヨイのヨイ! え待って、見られたくない。 え、何撮ってんの?やばい。 やめてやめてやめてやめて。
