Japanese → English transcript

My mom made me a frilly skirt.

I see.

So you did the singing contest dressed that cute.

I remember, everyone was laughing.

Gross.

Saying I was some weirdo.

Weird.

What?

Well, this is what I think.

Being “weird” does not mean nobody accepts you.

So if even one person accepts you, then it is not weird.

Something stinks.

For once you are saying something good, Sensei.

I have a favor to ask that kind of teacher.

What is it?

I cannot lend you money, but anything else is fine.

No, that is not it.

Could you take my balls off?

Your balls…

Your testicles?

I looked it up.

This is where male hormones are made, right?

Which means…

This is what is making me manly.

So then…

If we get rid of them…

I will become more womanly.

Can you do it?

Well, technically, it is not impossible.

But you are thinking about this a bit too simply.

There is the Eugenic Protection Law, and doing removal surgery on your own judgment…

There are doctors who took balls off without permission and got arrested.

I do not want you to get arrested, Sensei.

You know,

I always thought these things hanging here would just plop off someday.

And then I would become my true self.

But…

No matter how long I wait, they are still there.

On top of that, my beard is growing,

my voice is getting deeper,

and I cannot take it anymore.

I hate it.

I hate living like this.

I hate it.