Korean → English transcript
It’s not even“ the market’s on the day I go,”
so why of all times does the dryer break on the day I’m working here?
It just had to break down right on cue?
Still, isn’t this better than the washing machine breaking? If that had happened,
like in some drama,
you and I would have gone in with a red basin and stomped on the blankets
and all that.
What? Do you want to shoot a drama with me or something?
Huh? What? No,
even a minute ago I was thinking,“ Is it that thing from then?” and…
What are you talking about?
No, she keeps seeing weird stuff somewhere and copying it,
and for a while now she keeps sticking weird things on anything and everything.
Honestly, you could just not say it, why make such a big…
Ugh, just shake out the blanket.
Seriously.
Those humans are old enough,
but are they still that crazy about each other?
Right? They do look into each other. What does it feel like? That thing humans do,
that“ dating” thing. Huh?
Why? Have you really never dated at all either? Oh, what kind of nonsense…
Hey, I’m Kang Siyeol. How would that even be possible?
Who asked whether you’re Kang Siyeol or not? What I’m curious about is this:
how can one human like another human for that long, all the way to that age?
No matter how great a person is,
in the end when you look closely, humans are full of flaws,
and if you look at them for a long time you’re bound to get sick of them.
That I don’t know either. To be honest,
I’ve never really dated anyone for that long myself. Right? I’m telling you,
the more you look at humans, the more you get tired of them. No, that’s not it…
It’s really hard to believe,
but every time I was in a relationship, I got dumped every single time.
Really quickly, too. Huh? You always brag
whenever you open your mouth, so why?
I don’t know. I always hear
the same thing.“ How is soccer always number one, and I’m always second?”
Well, what am I supposed to do, I’m a pro player. Of course soccer is number one,
what else can I do? Ugh, fine.
I was an idiot for asking you about something like this.
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Original transcript (Korean)
가는날이장날도아니고왜하필지금내가여기서일하는 날 딱맞춰서건조기가고장나는건데? 그래도세탁기가고장난것보다낫지않냐? 그랬으면야,무슨드라마처럼너랑나랑빨간대야들어 가서 나랑드라마라도찍고싶어?
어? 아니,1분전만해도그때그건가하고...뭐라니? 아니쟤가자꾸어디서이상한걸보고배워가지고전부터 자꾸 이상한걸아무데나갖다붙이고있어.참,아니말지뭘 그렇게... 아우이불이나털어.참.
저인간들은나이도먹을만치먹어가지고아직도저렇게 좋은가? 그러게.좋아보이네.어떤느낌이야? 왜? 누가네가강시열인지아닌지물어봤어? 들여다보면인간은단점투성이고오래보다보면질리기 마련인데.
그건나도모르겠네.사실나도누굴그렇게길게만나본 적은 인간은보다보면질린다니까.아그게아니고...네 가 믿기굉장히힘들겠지만연애를할때마다내가매번차였 어. 믿기굉장히힘들겠지만연애를할때마다내가매번차였 어. 금방금방.어?
그렇게입만열면잘난척을하더니왜? 아몰라.맨날듣는소린똑같지.어떻게맨날축구가1 번이고 자긴뒷전이냐고.아그럼어떡해내가프로선순데.어 ? 아휴그래.너한테이런걸물어본내가바보지. 아휴그래.너한테이런걸물어본내가바보지.