# Workplace Humor and Farewell Speech - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117806534776533043 - Source account: [@Arun73326698](https://x.com/Arun73326698) - Source language: Hindi - Target language: English - Duration: 4:45 - Published: 2026-11-04 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech ## Transcript [0:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech) It took you four hours to pee. Has the stone shifted, Kazi? [0:05](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=5) No, sir. He'd gone off to take care of something. [0:07](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=7) You left your duty to take care of something? [0:09](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=9) What was so important, brother? Sir, he… [0:13](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=13) That Tatkal ticket line, sir… It's started getting long again, so we went to check that all those damn touts weren't booking illegally again— Motherfucker! [0:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=24) Starting today, you'll be on night duty. [0:26](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=26) And if you're found missing from duty, disciplinary action will be taken. [0:32](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=32) That bastard got carried away and declared the whole department dead. [0:39](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=39) Hey! Hey, you red-mustached guy! Come here! [0:43](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=43) Hey, why are you crossing the railway tracks? [0:45](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=45) Huh? Do you own the railway? Move, move, you bastard! [0:57](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=57) Hey, what are you looking at? What are you looking at, huh? [0:59](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=59) Sir, yes, the cap. Yes, all right. Why are you crowding around? Move back, Move back. Yes, move back. [1:11](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=71) When I joined the job, Tripathi ji had been working there for five years already before me, but not a single day has passed since then That on the day Tripathi ji like the morning newspaper hasn't brought us any new news. [1:23](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=83) Brother, we'll really miss Tripathi ji. But there's one thing to be happy about, that Tripathi ji, freed from the web of his job, will now enjoy a peaceful, comfortable life. [1:33](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=93) Is Tripathi ji wrong? We've known you for six months, sir. We've learned a lot from you, and punctuality is at the top of the list, sir. [1:43](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=103) Come on, Tripathi ji, let's go. Bihar and Tambā are coming up, right? [1:45](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=105) My respects. All the best, sir. [1:51](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=111) I've still got four or five years left. All right. Let's go. Jai Hind. My respects, sir. [2:02](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=122) My respects, sir. Jai Hind. My respects. [2:10](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=130) Sir, batch number 2147, Chief Tripathi ji, whom some affectionately call Kaka, some Chacha, some Dada, and some Tripathi ji. has come to platform number one for the last time today. [2:41](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=161) For the past forty years, he has served you all through his job. [2:49](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=169) You reunited a lost child with their parents, got an elderly person’s waiting list ticket confirmed, and showed a young person the right path. [3:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=180) They may not come to the station from tomorrow, but we’ll remember them every day. [3:06](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=186) Just like them, without a day off, on time. [3:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=204) Someone, give me a hug, Someone, give me a hug. [3:57](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=237) Hey, Bhurwa! You got out of jail! Who did you get together? [4:00](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=240) Papa Faizal. [4:03](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=243) From Bhura bhaiya straight to Bhurwa. You’ve forgotten your place. [4:08](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=248) My place, huh? I’ll show you my place. Right now, my standing is far above yours, and a brother is someone who knows his place. [4:18](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=258) All right, that’s fair too. So, Faizal bhai, when are you sending me my share? [4:24](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=264) What share, huh? Look, my partnership now is with a Don in Dubai. [4:31](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=271) If you give the Don’s partner too much trouble, he’ll make you bend over and sow rice. [4:36](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=276) And don’t try teaching me this extortion stuff, or whatever little respect you have left will be gone too, you brat. [4:43](https://preview.translate.mom/transcript/mfjLxfLZZuEb/transcript-of-workplace-humor-and-farewell-speech?t=283) Get out!