Casual conversation about food and jokes
What?
I want a little fish fillet.
Don't do it.
You're not my boyfriend.
Enough, guys.
My love.
It's food, not love.
That's why.
I've already ground it up.
Whatever you want to eat.
I've already ground it up.
Yes, my love, but—
What's wrong with it?
Well, do you want to come see me?
What's that supposed to…? I mean, are you
telling me to make you a fish fillet?
Well, no, we've already started a new beginning.
You're crazy, I mean.
Come on, it was a joke.
That's why—
I already put it out to thaw and everything.
One, two, of this one here.
Look.
In the water. They're chicken breasts too.
Is this one cold?
Well, there's a container there. Oh, look, no, it has its color here.
Is this chicken breast?
Or…
But if this fish… But this is fish.
No, Dad, for the chicken.
Oh, okay.
The fish is mine.
Okay.
Look, the fish.
Make yourself about three—
Fish.
And this one… it still hasn't thawed.
No, not yet.
It's already being breaded.
I mean, I'll take one more out of here so there'll be
eight.
You're not my boyfriend.
Or two more because—
Oh, okay, then not even as friends.
We fillet it, remove the tendon, cut it into strips and
toss them in.
That sucks,
because I'll still be there for you. And, and a little chamoy pickup.
Mhm.
You told me, "You were messing around all night
at Betty's."
Betty doesn't exist.
There's a Betty on the block, but no, man, come on.
She's ugly.
In fact, once she fell and, and my uncle René got to
a cantina that's there on the block and said, "Hey, Betty
fell." "And why didn't you pick her up?" "Oh, it's
just that I had her, but I started laughing and dropped her again.
I, I took her back
to Mrs. Betty."
There you go, look, I already breaded it.
All that's left is for you to take it out of there.
Have you seen the ca—
The box is in the storeroom too?
No.
Since I was a baby.
Clumsy.
Who left the cakes over there?
I already washed the dishes. I don't know.
Hey, did you check the ducks and everything?
Of course, they belonged to everyone.
I mean...
At your service.
Everything?
But it's
that there isn't...
Look.
Oh, they're so pretty.
You love them, don't you?
Did you get a letter? I want to see.
They always send you stuff—
Bullshit.
Really cool. Shall we go?
Look.
It's tiny.
Suitcases full of little knickknacks. That one has little knickknacks.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
¿Qué? Quiero filetito de pescado. No lo hagas. No eres mi novio. Ya, compas.
Mi amor. Es comida, no es amor. Por eso. Ya lo molí. Lo que quieras comer.
Ya lo molí. Sí, mi amor, pero es que- ¿Qué tiene? Bueno, quieres irme a ver. ¿Eso qué, qué...? O sea, ¿me
estás diciendo que te hago filetillo de pescado? Pues no, ya empezamos la, un nuevo comienzo. Estás loco, o sea. Ándale, ya, fue de broma. Por eso-
Ya lo puse a descongelar y todo. Uno, dos, de esta que está. Mira. En el agua. Son pechugas también. ¿Esta está fría?
Bueno, hay un bote ahí. Ah, mira, no, tiene aquí su color. ¿Esta pechuga es? O... Pero si este pescado... Pero esto es pescado. No, apa para el pollo.
Ah, ya. El pescado es mío. Okey. Mira, el pescado. Prepárate unas tres-
Pescado. Y este... todavía no se descongela. No, todavía no. Ya está empanizando. O sea, de aquí te saco una más para que sean las
ocho. No eres mi novio. O dos más porque- Ah, bueno, entonces ni siquiera como amigos. Desfiletamos, quitamos hebra, cortamos en fajitas y
tiramos. Qué mal pedo, porque yo seguiré estando para ti. Y, y recojito de chomoy. Mhm. Me dijiste: "Estuviste jodiendo desde toda la noche
donde Betty". Betty no existe. Existe una Betty en la cuadra, pero no, hombre, no mames. Está fea. De hecho, una vez se cayó y, y mi tío René llegó a
una cantina que está ahí en la cuadra y dijo: "Eh, se cayó Betty". "¿Y por qué no la levantaste?" "Ah, es que ya la tenía y me ganó la risa y la volví a dejar caer. La, la regresé a doña Betty".
Ándale, mira, ya lo empanicé. Nada más falta de que lo saques de ahí. ¿Ya viste la ca-- la caja también en la bodega? No.
De bebé. Chambón. ¿Quién dejó los pasteles allá? Ya lavé los trastes yo. No sé. Eh, ¿checaste los patos y todo?
Claro, pues eran de todos. O sea... A la orden. ¿Todo? Pero es
que no hay... Mira. Ay, qué bonitas. Te maman, ¿verdad? ¿Te llegó una carta? Quiero ver.
Siempre te mandan cosas- Mamada. Bien padres. ¿Vamos? Mira. Está chiquita.
Maletas de, de mamaditas. Ese trae mamaditas.
