Hindi → English transcript

Show those two, the ones standing there like monkeys. Did you see those two monkeys?

Woh do bandar dikhe?

Now show these two female monkeys sitting here. By the way, the woman is

Waise aurat independent hai.

independent. She is strong, she is tough, sister… She can go anywhere, to any corner

Kahin bhi ja sakti hai duniya ke kisi bhi kone mein.

of the world. But when it comes to… something to eat or drink, making a booking,

kuch khane peene ki, book karne ki, mall ki ticket ki...

a mall ticket… then the dickhead man… Oh sorry, I did not mean to swear.

Oh sorry, main gaali nahi dena chah raha tha.

But the idiot man will be found standing there.

And the cunning woman will be found sitting here. And by the way,

if you say anything to a woman,

Yeh hoon, woh hoon, main behen... kuch bhi kar lungi.

I can do anything. I have no problem with women.

I have a problem with cunning women.

And I have a problem with idiot men. A man should never be an idiot.

Mard ko chutiya nahi hona chahiye kabhi bhi.

Now they are standing,

Now we will go to that counter, look, to that counter. Now we will roam around her

Ab us pe kutte ki tarah ghumte phirenge.

like a dog. Then we will pick up a plate for her...

And bring it to the table and set it down. The woman will eat. After eating,

Aurat khaagi.

we will drop the woman off in our car right in front of her house... Drop her off...

Chhod ke...

Even if her father is standing there cursing... Saying,“ You bitch, where are you?”

Ki bhosadi ke kahan hai?

But we will drop her right in front of her house, on the shoulder. Why?

Because the stupidity is deep. Now the smiling has started.

Ab aa gaya hasna.