Japanese → English transcript

So that means they’re

over there too,

right? Like,

they’re really

keeping us from

meeting the boys.

Yeah, and the route is super controlled too.

All right, here come the boys.

Please come in!

Are they coming? Where are they coming from?

Over there? Over here? Huh? Which?

This way, huh?

I just assumed it was over there.

But they’re not coming…

Are we a bit out of sync? Huh?

From where?

The boys aren’t comi— wait,

what? What? Why?

Did we call them too early?

We actually talked…

talked too long… huh?

Whoa! Wait!

Whooo! No no no no,

trash trash trash trash,

not“ Love Joutou” at all,

you’re turning into a delinquent here, no no no no.

It’s“ Bomi Bomi.” Bomi?

It’s not Bomi,

it’s not Bomi.

Was it“ Boys Joutou”?

Anyway, I literally

just finished

watching“ Love

Joutou” too.

I’m super happy,

really happy,

but you guys had to come, right?

Like, Tsu- chan and Milk- chan?

You had to come, of course.

Long time no see.

Wow, the real thing.

Wait, seriously,

what happened?

I thought something was off.

Because normally, if they’re boys,

when you say“ Come on in,” they’d absolutely come right away, but— These people,

even when I said“ Come on in,” they didn’t come right away, so they’re not boys.

I had no idea what was going on, they just dragged their feet walking over.

You were really dragging your feet.

You were smoking or something again, right?

No, I didn’t smoke today, I haven’t yet.

Whoa, I’m shocked. Why, why?

I went straight,

I got serious, I got serious.

There’s no way you got serious,

not looking like that,

dressed like that.

I just got turned down earlier. Turned down for what?

They said,“ We’re closed now because of the time,”

and I even asked, you know.

Also, Tsu- chan,

you’re like only tanned from New Year’s, right?

No, I’ve been tanning like crazy at a tanning salon.

A tanning salon, huh?

You’re laughing.

Wait a sec,

how did someone

with this look

even manage

to get inside

this building?

Is it okay?

Um, let me introduce myself properly.

Okay then, I’ll introduce myself properly.

Uh, I’m Tsu- chan,

also known as Skull.

Whooo! Yes, um,

this is the bonus milk.

It is not a bonus.

What are you— You are kind of negative,

you have a bit of a negative vibe.

But in the end, after everyone finished watching“ Love Joto,”

all the girls around us were like“ Tsu- chan,

Tsu- chan,” as expected.

Heeey, what

about the milk?

The milk is popular too, relatively.

In the Nichome area it is really popular.

What is that,“ Nichome area”?

Popular in Nichome,

where people like this hang out.

That helps.

If you would like,

please come visit.

I bet after this stream the two of you are going to get talked to a lot, right?

Yeah, that’s true,

I’ve been slapping everyone who tried to hit on me,

though. Why?

Calm down a bit.

No, but it’s seriously…

It makes me really happy that people talk to me.

Yeah, right, like the two of you, you and the baby, went to Disneyland, right?

I saw it, and I went there,

and I went there.

They get along well, don't they?

They're really good friends. That's right.

It's the best.

I was thinking about

joining in too,

but I've never

heard of it before.

Japanese comes out.

Did your boyfriend see it?

The two of you saw it.

You saw the preview for the first episode.

Did you watch it properly?

What preview

did Milk see?

I watched the

first episode.

Just one episode?

Watch the whole thing.

Shut up, but that's it,

that's Fuwei, right?

Fu- chan He is

insane, right?

A master of both brains and brawn,

Japan’s judo representative.

I mean, that guy is cool, really cool right?

He has no weak points.

What do you think, how will the romance stuff go,

I am curious if there will be any couples or something like that.

Any couples there, or just people in general?

From that trailer,

that was Izaya- kun,

right?“ Oh, hey,

you’ve got trash on you.”“ No way.”“ You’ve got trash on you,”

that was a little accident.

You’ve got trash on you, Izaya.

And wow, William really brings back memories, huh?

William’s relationship there is pretty intriguing, you know.

Ah, yeah, yeah, I’m really curious how that turns out,

and you’re actually watching it properly.

Tsuu- chan, this is no time for you to be going to a tanning salon, seriously.

Anyway, I’ve memorized his name now— Alien.

Alien William, right?

William Milkov— he’s

not Milkov,

Tsuu- chan,

you’re getting

carried away.

Tsuu- chan is already totally floorin’ it.

She’s floorin’ it,

like,“ Love Joto” and“ Boyfriend” are complete opposites.

Totally.“ Boyfriend”

is like pure,

clear water,

while“ Love Joto” was chaos,

a muddy torrent of chaos.

It was a muddy torrent, really.

For a second it looked like Biohazard,

but it’s“ Boyfriend,”

not Biohazard.

Aaaagh, Biohazard— can’t you read English?

Only the B is right.

Oh, right, there’s not a single zombie in it.

This isn’t your house.

It’s not a place where you can say whatever you want,

so it’s about time for you to head home.

Whoa, that’s fast,

I wanted to hang out

way longer.

I’ve only seen

the trailer.

Why— Yeah, go home now and eat a proper meal.

Okay, I’m going home.

See you. What,

you’re really

leaving already?

Sorry, thanks for having me, later—!

You’re over thirty,

that’s messed up.

You’re like

three- pin.

I’m out, thanks for today.

Thanks, vamos, vamos.

I got seriously thrown off my rhythm,

sorry about that.

I really thought the boys wouldn’t show up like we imagined.

In a good way. Like,

when did they start wearing sunglasses like that?

I kinda get it, I get it.

I thought they’d gone all flashy,

but if you watch it normally up to around episode six— watching it bold

as brass having only seen the trailer— You saw it from just the trailer?

Yeah, we’re like,“ This is who they are,”

they’re the best.