Satirical Dialogue on Authority and Power

Well, I see we have a new guest. First and last name?

You mean you don't know me? I'm Khamenei, for God's sake. Khamenei, known as the Supreme Leader.

All our guys are here, and everyone you can name knows me.

Occupation? Supreme Leader—don't flaunt those made-up jobs from your world at us.

Here, you're nothing but a former turbaned dictator.

Take him away.

Supreme Leader, hellooo! I brought you a locomotive.

Huh… Ebrahim, is that you? So you finally got behind the wheel yourself?

Yeah, this is nothing. I even got my sixth-grade diploma.

Huh… Supreme Leader, have you had lunch?

Don't try to butter me up. Where are you taking me?

What the hell is this place I've ended up in?

We'll take a little drive so you can see how things stand.

Huh… That's Salami. Salami! You're making a corona detector here, too?

Supreme Leader, you're here? I kiss the soles of your feet.

Don't you worry. We'll set heaven and earth on fire.

For now, we're in the strategic patience phase.

We'll take our hard revenge, too. Give it a rest, man.

You still haven't given up your quack therapy here?

Forget it, man. He's gone crazy.

What's that missile, Hajizadeh? It's the Great One's Hellbreaker Two missile.

We'll launch it soon. We'll turn Hell into a Basij base.

Great One, don't listen to him. He's fired it ten times already, and every time it's been human error.

Qaaasem! Qasem, my ass. You never got me that harsh revenge, and now you're going on about Qasem?

Show some respect when you speak to the Supreme Leader, you idiot.

Your dad's the idiot, along with all your relatives.

The Supreme Leader belongs to the other world. Here, you're just meat on a hook.

Come here, let me get a look at you. Great One, he's completely lost it.

Let's go before he gets us.

Enough roaming around Hell. Get ready. You're going to the depths of Hell.

Good grief, I was underground in the other world.

And now I'm in the depths of Hell? Be patient.

I am, for you. Come on, let's go. Ebrahim, what is he saying?

Weren't we supposed to fix those borders of Hell?

Great One, welcome to Hell. This "you die in there" is no ordinary "you die in there."

A thousand megawatts and ...