Confrontation and Humor in Dialogue

Hurry up! What are you doing? I'm leaving.

All right,

All right.

Wait, what was it?

What did I forget to say?

I forgot to say wha—

t.

If you have something to say, say it. Her shoes—put them on first. Put your shoes on.

Okay.

When you're outside, if anyone says anything to you, don't talk back,

Got that?

This elevator won't let people leave, and

now it won't even let me curse at her.

What gives you the right to curse at her?

This elevator isn't yours alone.

Is it your private elevator?

Well, she—she's taking up time.

How much time is she taking? Huh?

Would you be willing to let someone else—

You think you're the one who's right? You're crazy.

You're the crazy one.

You're the one who's really crazy. You're sick.

I'll beat you to death! Just look at you, hitting me! You think I won't? You think

I won't? You—Granny, help me beat her up!

Granny, beat her up! Gran—

ny.

Hey—

—hurry and help

me beat her up

!

Sure, sure, sure.

Let's see how I beat you! Just you wait, just you wait.

Granny, Gran—

ny.

Idiot.

Damn.

You little brat.

See

or not.

Hmph, see or not. You old hag, you—

What are you doing?

Next time she dares treat you like that,

you need to step in and help.

What are you doing?

I'm going to push her away

—hold on tight.

What the hell are you walking for? Go, go, go back and walk.

There's only this much space, and you're still fighting —just tilt sideways.

Now you're still— still walking?

What are you

doing?

You… this is all you.