Satirical Commentary on Pronouns and Politics
33 sec Machine translated About United States
Conseguimos! O Texas é azul. A partir de amanhã, os pronomes serão obrigatórios em toda assinatura de e- mail.
Billy Bob, você foi condenado à morte por não ter pronomes na sua assinatura de e-mail.
Vocês disseram que a pena de morte era racista.
Não se você for transfóbico.
Senhora, mudamos a prisão para energia eólica 100%.
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Original transcript (English)
We did it! Texas is blue. Starting tomorrow, pronouns are mandatory in every email signature.
Billy Bob, you are sentenced to death for having no pronouns in your email signature.
Y'all said the death penalty was racist.
Not if you're transphobic.
Ma'am, we switched the prison to 100% wind power.
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