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Sete filosofias para a mesma merda. Estoicismo: a merda acontece, mas concentre- se no que você pode controlar.

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Niilismo: a merda acontece, mas nada importa de verdade mesmo. A merda acontece, mas faz parte do fluxo natural.

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A merda acontece porque sempre ia acontecer. A merda acontece, e é só uma confirmação de que tudo vai dar muito errado.

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E temos o hedonismo: a merda acontece, mas vamos encontrar um jeito de torná-la mais prazerosa.

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E a última é meu toque pessoal, o foda-se-ismo.

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Quando a merda acontecer, manda tudo se foder e vá dormir.

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Ajuda. Obrigado.

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Original transcript (English)

Seven philosophies for the same shit. Stoicism, shit happens, but focus on what you can control.

Nihilism, shit happens, but nothing really matters anyway. Shit happens, but it's all part of the natural flow.

Shit happens because it was always going to happen. Shit happens, and it's just a confirmation that everything will go fucking wrong.

And we have hedonism, shit happens, but let's find a way to make it more pleasurable.

And the last one is my personal touch, fuckism.

When shit happens, fuck off and go to sleep.

It helps. Thank you.

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