Argument in Reality Show Bathroom

I walked by and heard this.

Why don't you clear it up right now?

You're just a whim.

But if I want to talk to Marina about my own damn business,

I'll talk to her about my own damn business.

So what!

You're not the one who lights the fuse.

You've been a pain in the ass, lighting the fuse.

So what! You know, I always see Guendalina,

going into the bathroom to

put on makeup, I don't need you to tell me.

You make people fight.

Fine, turn it around.

If it bothers you that she puts on makeup in the bathroom, tell her.

I'll tell her myself. I don't need you.

There are issues when I go to the bathroom, yes,

at some point I close the door and

put on makeup.

I get it, but you're on a mission and you put on makeup in there,

look.

But I had just come in, you said hello to me, I said, "Carmen."

Everyone knows, the whole house

knows you go into the bathroom and

Tricks.

And then I can't take a stand against you.

That's not true, I had just gone into the bathroom.

Was it so hard to say, “I had just gone in”?

And is it so hard to say you're awake?

Why is it that whenever we talk about money, you get your ears pierced?

When I go to the bathroom?

Whenever we talk about money, houses, how do you envy the rich?

When we talk about food, how do you go inside?

Because I've never done anything, you're my friend,

I don't like you treating me

like this.

And nobody can touch her.

Good, good.

So the salad is worth more than a friendship.

Good.

Besides, I was saying it for your sake, since you never understand

anything.

Good.

In fact, the moment someone tells you something,

you always have to be against it. I'm your friend,

remember that.

Thank goodness.

Exactly, to make you understand that there was no food to eat, I was trying to

explain it to you.

I was explaining.

As if you have your friends in here, look at that,

it always hits only

me, though.

But who hits?

But excuse me, excuse me, who sent me to argue with Marina

the other day?

You. Who tells me, “Go knock on Guendalina’s door and tell her she’s

putting on makeup,” but you don’t

tell her.

Who was it yesterday in front of Valeria Marini saying, “But

did you eat the hand sanitizer?” You knew she’d eaten it, so

you did it to make her say yes, so you could insult her.

And what do they get out of it?

What do you mean, who’s reaching for straws?

No, you’re the one who lights the fuse by

pretending to be clueless.

You’re the one who acts like she just happens to be passing by?

Wait, I fell from Baraggiano, from the countryside.

What’s going on here?

Anyway, I'll tell Guendalina myself that she does her makeup

in the bathroom.

She says it's not true, Carmen. She says it's not true. Look.

I went into the bathroom. I'd just come out.

What did I tell you?

And you told me something, we were in the bathroom for ages,

you told me something.

And she wants to be right.

And I told you, "Okay, Carmen,

I'll go into the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, go ahead."

I close the door, you do the

round, you knock on it from the other side.

And you slip away from me.

I'd just gone in, I'd just come out.

I mean, you can't knock on the door as soon as I close it.

You came out of the bathroom five minutes ago.

Guenda, you do your makeup in the bathroom.

That's not true, I'd just gone in.

No, no, you have to admit it because you take your

makeup bag into the bathroom.

I take my makeup bag because I have to do other things.

I'm telling you, I can't keep explaining it to you, but I'd just gone in.

No, you're going to put on makeup, Guenda.

You saw me, I didn't have my makeup bag in my hand.

Fine, then you go home now and shut up,

everyone knows you wear makeup.

But it's not… But I put on makeup with the door open.

As long as she's the one telling you.

But it's also true that when I go in,

I leave the door open, and when you come in, I let you

come in while I'm putting on makeup.

All right.

I'd just gone in to do something else.

All right.

I was washing up and you said right in front of me, "And

you take Carmen, I'm going in. Are you done? Yes, yes, yes."

I close the door, you walk around, and knock from the other side.

I say, "Look, I just went in."

Now everyone be quiet,

everyone knows Guendalina goes into the bathroom and

stays for half an hour

everyone be quiet now.

Oh, I let twenty people in before I went in.

Giulia, Marina, Valeria, you. And then I said, "Hey, can I

go in?"

I mean, guys, can't I even go to the bathroom?