Comedy Sketch about Presidential Paintings
1 min Machine translated About United States
什么什么？？约翰，约翰，快进来。快点。发生什么事了，先生？
奥巴马的画像刚才对我眨眼了。先生，画像不会—— 嘿，唐纳德。
你在我的画像里待了九年。我又不是一直在盯着你看。
那四年里，我就在这幅画框里替乔管理总统事务。
他走过时，我就说：“乔，签了这项法案， ” 他就照做了。
你在画像里管理政府？没错，说真的，那是我最得意的作品。
嘿，杰克，这里太挤了。怎么才能把它弄大点？
你也在里面？不然我还能去哪儿，老兄？哪儿都行啊，乔。房子、公寓，或者套间。
那些都要花钱，杰克。你们能不能安静点？我从……就一直想睡觉 1865年。
够了，我要把这房子卖掉。
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Original transcript (English)
What the what the ? John, John, get in here. Hurry up.
What happened, sir? Obama's painting just winked at me.
Sir, paintings don't- Hey, Donald. You've been in my painting for nine years.
I wasn't watching you the whole time. Four of those years, I was running Joe's presidency from this frame.
He'd walk by, and I'd say, "Sign the bill, Joe."
And he'd just do it. You ran the government from a portrait?
Yeah, and honestly, it was my best work.
Hey, Jack, it's cramped in here. How do I make it bigger?
You're in here, too? Where else was I gonna go, man?
Anywhere, Joe. A house, a condo, an apartment.
Those cost money, Jack. Would you all keep it down? I've been trying to sleep since 1865.
That's it. I'm selling this house.
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