Viral Incident and Injury Story

So, hey everyone! It's me, that boy, the one the draft officers took from his house.

I'm lying in the ER right now. So, they cut my fingers. How did all this start, anyway?

I only just found out that I'm some kind of celebrity.

Everyone's just messaging me, saying they want something from me.

They say someone said that I was some kind of guy, that someone's paying me some money.

Anyway, how did all this start? So, I finished school. Around six p.m., my friends text me saying that right there, two hundred meters from my house, there are all these cars driving around, people running.

So, I go over there and see the guys climbing the fence in the trees, and someone throwing rocks at them from a fire extinguisher, I don't know.

So I climbed up too, and some old guy just sprayed me with a fire extinguisher too. I was spraying some guys with foam, and he sprayed me with a gas fire extinguisher. I almost I was suffocating. Anyway, I went home.

I came back with a gas mask. I climb in, fuck, and this old man is standing there, waving at me like this: “Come here, come here.”

He’s swearing at me, calling me names. I just start going: “What’s with you? Who are you?”

I just said: “If my dad knew some guy, just some random guy had done this, poured this stuff all over me with a fire extinguisher, water.” Anyway, I climbed up this tree and kept filming. They just start throwing eggs and shouting, “Gamba.” I shout too.

Then about three men come out of that house.

I look, and there don’t seem to be that many.

So they shine lights in my eyes, ask me things, throw stuff, and splash me with water, while I shout at them: “Come out here, where the people are,” because why are they behind the fence? They’ve got some barbed wire there, and shovels in their hands.

Then, well, now they start throwing bricks or something.

Anyway, I climb onto the fence. I'm tossing these bricks off the fence.

This old guy pulls out some hockey stick or something, or something, asks me to throw them down, basically.

Then he goes somewhere. I look, damn, I want to film everything with the flashlight. I get a little closer with my phone and climb onto the fence, over those gates, where there's no barbed wire.

Then some kind of commotion starts and I just thought, at first I thought…