Japanese → English transcript

Could you please get some milk?

まだ、あれなんだ。そういう離乳食みたいなあ、離乳食食べれるんすけど、まあ野菜とかあ、 そうなんだ。じゃあおいでって。え、おいで。いいの?

抱っこしてもらっていいすか?娘を。

Oh, you’ll do it for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I’m getting a bit used to this.

ちょっと慣れてきた。はい、これいいの?

You don't need it? Oh, you don't need it? I said you don't need it. She’s so cute.

You don't need it? Oh, you don't need it? I said you don't need it. She’s so cute.

But when she grows up,

I’ll realize they did something really incredible. You look so cute, milady.

可愛いよお嬢様が。

She’s really settled in, somehow. She’s so cute.

You’ve been holding her the whole time. Kano, it’s about time. Ah, is it about time?

かのさんそろそろ。あ、そろそろ?

Well, saying“ all of it” is a bit of an exaggeration. Wow, seriously,

she really smells like milk. Oh, really? She smells like a baby.

あ、そうなんすか。赤ちゃんの匂いがするの。

Man, seriously…