Political Debate on Controversial Issues

So you think it's okay for a parent to slash his kid's thing-a-ling off?

Well, you're, I'm gonna ask, you are, you don't believe me, so just go ask Columbia University. I mean, do you, Well, you're, I'm gonna ask, you are, you don't believe me, so just go ask Columbia University. I mean, do you,

so do, do you really wanna have this conversation?

Are you circumcised? Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, uh, that's a- Jesse, are you?

... personal question- Okay ... Doctor. So you probably should wanna move on.

You probably should wanna move on. You, pardon the language, y- you're full of .

What do you say to that? At least I don't let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.

That's the kind of policy you're gonna get from a guy who wants to be a sock puppet for the Trump administration.

No thinking, no thought. Whatever Donald Trump says, jump.

He says, "How high?" Do you support universal background checks for gun purchases?

And we just need a yes or no answer on this.

Dr. El-Sayed? Yes. Congressman? It all depends.

It all depends. Yes or no. Yes or no is all we have time for. It's not hard.

In the middle. In the middle. It, there's, there's diff- Look at that ... so dependent. Okay.

Well, you wanna ban the Second Amendment. You wanna talk about that?

Okay, guys. There's a big difference. Gentlemen.

J.D. Vance called me a little weasel today.

I'm like, "No, no, no. What you're talking about is a fucking wolverine."

You can take your Buckeye and go shove it somewhere else.

You haven't talked at all about your opponent. We can. He's an NPC.

All right. Let me ask you this. From going from a doctor to now senator, how do you prepare for this or how do you learn all this?

You learn a lot about how to study in med school.

Yeah? So you should also know that Mike Rogers, in his gift basket, bought you a child-sized black T-shirt, just so you know, if you wanted to- For, for one of my ch- children?

If- That's very kind of him. My 11-letter first name.

Now, Mike, I'm just gonna remind you, if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth.

Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name.

See, it's very fitting for him, Rogers, 'cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.

"Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard."

"Roger."

"Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices."

"Roger." "Mike, we need you to rubber stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting."

"Roger." I mean, Donald Trump is an idiot.

Uh, whatever you think about him, he has one genius, which is the genius of getting attention, which is because, you know, his dad never gave him enough.

Because he was a nepo-baby, because he had resources, realized quickly that he just craved for attention.

J.D. Vance is a smart person, but he has no actual soul, and he has no actual charisma.

Stevie, if you can't say the name, don't say the name.

Abdul. Ab- Abdul. Why you gotta say it like that, man?

That's creepy. Abdul. Abdul. Holds onto the L a little too long.

A little Abdul. Abdul. You know Natalie's gonna show him this clip, and he's gonna be so mad.

And the doctor, well, he's not really a doctor, he's, uh, says he's a physician, not, mm, can't...

If matter of fact, if somebody came into his office and he tried to treat that patient, he'd go to jail.

Look, I have a medical degree from Columbia University.

This guy issues my credentials, he could take it up with them.

Muslim Brotherhood, excuse me, uh, head, Morrisey- Congressman Rogers ... in Egypt- That is your time ... to defund the police there, too. Thank you so much. I mean, it's unbelievable.

Dr. El-Sayed, you have 30 seconds to reply.

Let's, let's actually just talk about this. Yeah, go ahead.

Let's, let's talk about this. He, he keeps raising this question about this association with an organization I've never been a part of be- because my mom, who's a nurse in Missouri, it doesn't make any sense, and it's actually really quite beneath you, Mike.

It's really quite beneath you. It's, it's not w- To call into question my loyalty to the Constitution- It's not beneath you. Own up to it ... I'm talking. I'm talking. All right.

Own up to it. I'm talking. Well, own up to it.

Do not believe the people who say I'm for Sharia law.

I'm for shawarma law. Okay? And I just wanna explain what the tenets of shawarma law are.

If you get a shawarma, and it's got lettuce in it, it's not a shawarma.

It's just a sandwich. All right? Someone has lied to you. I'm Muslim.

We would never put lettuce in your shawarma.

El-Sayed, you've previously criticized President Obama.

Why are you campaigning with him? I'll take this question.

Do you love your dad? Yeah. Do you agree with everything your dad has ever done?

Do you? Not entirely. Yeah. So it's a normal thing to love somebody, to really appreciate all that they've done, and to say, "Hey, here are some things I would've done differently."

So I'm actually pro-life, and I tend to vote more conservatively.

Why should I vote for you? Appreciate your question.

You know, I think it's important that, first of all, it's a brave thing you just did, right?

Because not everybody agrees with you in this room. You, you know that.

But you shared your perspective. We need to be able to have these conversations openly and, and, and, and, and honestly.

I respect your position insofar as it's founded in the idea that you wanna protect and empower life.

The best way to prevent an abortion is to prevent an unwanted pregnancy in the first place.

Why does Mike Rogers have to answer for Donald Trump if you don't have to answer for Hasan Piker?

That's a serious question? I didn't wanna ask another dumb one, so- No, it's okay. No, I- ... I wrote it down for you.

Well, Donald Trump is the President of the United States, which means he has significant power, including holding the nuclear football, and when he makes war, which he has the power to do, it's a very different thing than a streamer in California. Well, you campaigning- I'm not sure if that's clear to you, but, like,

when it's the President of the United States, who is literally the most powerful person in the whole world, to equate the most powerful person in the world with a streamer in California seems to me to be just a little, I'm not gonna use the word-