Dialogue from a Romantic Comedy

I’m proud to say there’s no part-time job I haven’t tried.

Not a holiday, but a one and only. Only one.

Between the two, which one is better? I think the customer’s eyesight is failing.

It’s all written right here. The stunning barista, stealing every woman’s heart! Our Tang Mu-hwi!

Hello. Huh? The convenience store?

When you come by then, when you’re buying a salad lunchbox…

Who is that? Who do you think? Looks like she went with the convenience store. The convenience store, too…

Did she get a job there knowing it’s somewhere I go often?

Did you put on perfume, by any chance? Oh, you’re right.

The delivery’s here. I told her our hospital was here.

No. She already knew everything when she came.

Well, isn’t life easy? Then meeting here was all a coincidence, too. So, does that make us fate?

Let’s agree you won’t follow me around anymore.

If you’re going to act like this, you should’ve gone and done it to the trainee ant.

Don’t accuse an innocent person. By any chance, does that woman have short hair and a pale face?

What are you doing here? You should keep your distance from stalkers.

When you keep giving me mixed signals like this, I get the wrong idea.

You know celebrities and people like us are totally different species, right?

Oh, I wish I were busy too. Seriously.

What on earth am I lacking? Dad says he wants to live with this woman.

What’s this? I told you not to write about family matters in a book.

Where did you get this? Would that book even matter to Mu-hwi?

Maybe I’ve read it so many times, but one or two rights won’t solve this.

Could you pretend you don’t know me when you see me?

Oh, Mu-hwi again. At this point, am I really the stalker, or is Tang Mu-hwi the stalker?

Does she really hate me? But I’m Tang Mu.

I’m acting weird. I keep thinking about her and all that.

No talk of romance. What kind of person is your ideal type?

An ordinary person. Here, look. Everyone’s busy taking pictures of expensive food and eating it, so no one’s paying any attention to the back of my head.

No, just don't get involved in the first place.

That won't happen. Never. Not ever.

Ah! I can touch you like this, and make contact like this.

Even so, I'm being unrealistic. You know that?

You often confuse people.

Did I just, with Tang Muhui, later… get hit by a love-at-first-sight accident?

I hope what I'm about to say reaches you safely, more than any line I've ever said in my life.